Baby STUFF

One of the things they never tell you about having a baby, is how much STUFF they come with and just to what extent that stuff will take over your life. I took this picture a few minutes ago to demonstrate exactly how out of control my livingroom has become with baby things. Of course, just to the left of the frame is an old A-frame style baby swing and just barely out of the picture to the right is a fabric bouncy seat. So this snapshot is really just the tip of the iceberg! As a child I really enjoyed the I-Spy books and games, so lets play it now...with my livingroom.

Can you find...

-a package of diapers

-a stapler

-2006's "it" sandals espadrilles jockeying for space with 2009's "it" gladiator sandals

-a large box of breast pads which prevent me from ruining every shirt I own

-5 "dirty" diapers, all wrapped up and no where to go

-a basket of clean laundry that has yet to be folded...oh, who's kidding whom here, will never be folded

-a can of fancy mixed nuts containing only almonds as someone has picked all of the cashews out already.

-a bottle of "mommy's little helper", Mylicon. (You thought I was going to say wine, didn't you? I removed that bottle before I snapped the picture.)

-a drink "koozie" with no drink

-a beach ball with no beach

-a glass of water sitting right NEXT to, but of course not ON, a sandstone coaster

-a basket that is supposed to corral the diapers but is in fact the only place in the room no diapers can be found

-an adorable sleeping baby who makes the whole mess worthwhile